I'm still amazed at the people in the U.S. that confuse Samoa with Somalia. Seriously? You don't know the difference? One is a cookie... the other is a non-cookie. One is in Africa, the other in the South Pacific. One has pirates... the other has... palagis that think they're pirates. One has rain... the other has desert.

Is it really that difficult?

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'nuff said.